gekimayu:

considering the actually scientifically attestable facts that gay love keeps you eternally young and that forced or unhappy hetero marriage makes you age worse than milk i present to you 

evidence a:

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and evidence b:

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i will let the evidence speak for itself.

(actually i’m not: this clearly shows that kakashi is prospering in a happy, healthy relationship with gai and that grandpa naruto here is getting the life sucked out of him by a loveless het marriage to a woman he doesnt even know that well)

pkew:

pkew:

naruto boys react to u getting an ass lift

sasuke: *smacks ur new fat ass so hard it pops* shit lmao sorry babe

kakashi: *pops ur ass open and removes the excess fat before stitching ur ass together again* you know i dont like it when u make changes your body Y/N

naruto: wow it looks perfect! instead of eating ramen ill just eat your new fat ass!

gaara: Y/N i can’t believe u did this to YOUR body… i thought we both agreed i’d be the one getting it done… how dare you.

rock lee: Y/N? I love you but… did you use my hair transplant money to get this done!? I can’t believe it… you knew how much that surgery meant to me!

itachi: tch… not fat enough.