considering the actually scientifically attestable facts that gay love keeps you eternally young and that forced or unhappy hetero marriage makes you age worse than milk i present to you
evidence a:
and evidence b:
i will let the evidence speak for itself.
(actually i’m not: this clearly shows that kakashi is prospering in a happy, healthy relationship with gai and that grandpa naruto here is getting the life sucked out of him by a loveless het marriage to a woman he doesnt even know that well)
good naruto screencaps are IN – happy birthday naruto!
every motherfucker on this website who thinks gaaras love kanji is a tattoo and not a scar that he emphasizes with makeup because hes an edgy kid is a naive fool .
sasuke: *smacks ur new fat ass so hard it pops* shit lmao sorry babe
kakashi: *pops ur ass open and removes the excess fat before stitching ur ass together again* you know i dont like it when u make changes your body Y/N
naruto: wow it looks perfect! instead of eating ramen ill just eat your new fat ass!
gaara: Y/N i can’t believe u did this to YOUR body… i thought we both agreed i’d be the one getting it done… how dare you.
rock lee: Y/N? I love you but… did you use my hair transplant money to get this done!? I can’t believe it… you knew how much that surgery meant to me!