sasuke: *smacks ur new fat ass so hard it pops* shit lmao sorry babe
kakashi: *pops ur ass open and removes the excess fat before stitching ur ass together again* you know i dont like it when u make changes your body Y/N
naruto: wow it looks perfect! instead of eating ramen ill just eat your new fat ass!
gaara: Y/N i can’t believe u did this to YOUR body… i thought we both agreed i’d be the one getting it done… how dare you.
rock lee: Y/N? I love you but… did you use my hair transplant money to get this done!? I can’t believe it… you knew how much that surgery meant to me!