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ROY MUSTANG: soooooo does this mean our date is cancelled? 

ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG: you are still a WARRIOR! an impeccable specimen! *sobs* do NOT let this stop you, you beautiful being you!

SCAR: you should rest. i will be here when you awake.

MAES HUGHES: hey, i know what would cheer you up! my adorable daughter elicia! she’s SOOOOOOO CUTE! 

GREED: so where is it then, your appendix? can i have it? IT’S MINE. 

VAN HOHENHEIM: i mourn your loss and grieve with you.

MAJOR MILES: oh man, don’t tell the general. she wouldn’t let you stay here anymore if she knew there was any weakness in her fort.

CAPTAIN BUCCANEER: well that better not slow you down! THIS IS BRIGGS, ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!

JEAN HAVOC: haha and then what? 😉

VATO FALMAN: some crimes can never be forgiven!

SIG CURTIS: *pats you* there…..there……

DR. MARCOH: that’s a pretty intense procedure, would you like anything to help take your mind off things? 

SOLF J. KIMBLEE: *hisses at you and then scuttles under a rock like a cockroach*

FUHRER KING BRADLEY: what do you want, a medal? go home, soldier. 

GLUTTONY: TIME TO EAT YOUUUUUUU!