Alphonse is… so good
Tag: fma
I love that we collectively as a fandom celebrate FMA day on the single worst day of Edward and Alphonse’s entire lives.
fat
WATCH OUT HE’S GOT A KNIFE
whaoah…. its ok guys he was just buttering his toast
OH FUCK OH GOD HES GOT A GUN
oh, its alright! he was just shooting his toast because he cant eat
:0 Guys look! He’s learning how to eat!
HE’S DOING IT!!!
HE DID IT!!!!
D’aawww look at him munchin’!
izumi: now before we leave the house, remember everything i taught you.
ed: say “trick or treat” only once, then threaten them with lightning alchemy if they don’t have candy?
al: pretend to be the ghost of halloween past and scare them into giving away all their money if they don’t change their cruel and greedy ways?
ed: if you see a military symbol on the door, don’t hesitate to commit arson and then run like hell?
izumi: i’ve taught you boys so well :’)
















