rizasguns:

izumi: now before we leave the house, remember everything i taught you.

ed: say “trick or treat” only once, then threaten them with lightning alchemy if they don’t have candy?

al: pretend to be the ghost of halloween past and scare them into giving away all their money if they don’t change their cruel and greedy ways?

ed: if you see a military symbol on the door, don’t hesitate to commit arson and then run like hell?

izumi: i’ve taught you boys so well :’)