holyaura:

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

bugtaxi:

be careful with those “spell to turn you into a mermaid” videos bc when i was eight i watched one called “spell to turn you into a stupid idiot bastard” and like….look at me now

ayipee:

a frog in the hand is worth so. much.