mjalti:

having to like “eat” several times a day for energy is just poor & flawed design on God’s part I’m sorry to say it but why come a fucking dandelion can eat sunlight but I have to like. physically move for sustenance 

bless u but technically there is a lube named k•y so andhsjsj that’s great but i love my name it feels like home

tht shit abt ur name feeling like home.. truly the cutest shit ive ever heard. but were in similar boats i live right on californias coast so any time i go to an aquarium there is guaranteed to be a bubba gump shrimp ten ft from it and everyone im with suddenly makes the connection between my name and forrest gump for the day