i need to go to dark cvs and pick up some DieQuil

Idc how I’m viewed. I know me. I’m good luv, enjoy.

evianic:

*does a tarot reading with a Cards Against Humanity deck*

And your future holds…Bees?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZknJs1j0LQ/

no offense but i am not afraid to keep on livin i am not afraid to walk this world alone honey if you stay you’ll be forgiven nothing you could say could stop me going home.

marsixm:

the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?

the fullmetal alchemist men react to you having your appendix removed

jewcoded:

ROY MUSTANG: soooooo does this mean our date is cancelled?

ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG: you are still a WARRIOR! an impeccable specimen! *sobs* do NOT let this stop you, you beautiful being you!

SCAR: you should rest. i will be here when you awake.

MAES HUGHES: hey, i know what would cheer you up! my adorable daughter elicia! she’s SOOOOOOO CUTE!

GREED: so where is it then, your appendix? can i have it? IT’S MINE.

VAN HOHENHEIM: i mourn your loss and grieve with you.

MAJOR MILES: oh man, don’t tell the general. she wouldn’t let you stay here anymore if she knew there was any weakness in her fort.

CAPTAIN BUCCANEER: well that better not slow you down! THIS IS BRIGGS, ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!

JEAN HAVOC: haha and then what? 😉

VATO FALMAN: some crimes can never be forgiven!

SIG CURTIS: *pats you* there…..there……

DR. MARCOH: that’s a pretty intense procedure, would you like anything to help take your mind off things?

SOLF J. KIMBLEE: *hisses at you and then scuttles under a rock like a cockroach*

FUHRER KING BRADLEY: what do you want, a medal? go home, soldier.

GLUTTONY: TIME TO EAT YOUUUUUUU!

driflloon:

coco samone

for marc jacobs beauty

krafteasymac:

y’all still have brains? lmaooooo i took mine out years ago and replaced it with a small cardboard box filled with crystals and worms

iridescentlovvaa:

I am loved. I am divine. I am growing as a person. I am beautiful. I am magical. I am going to open up more. I am going to make progress in my personal relationships. I am going to succeed at my job. I am going to be more clear minded. I am going to speak up about my feelings. I am going to sing more. I am going to dance more. I am going to create more art. I am going to be clear about emotions and intentions. I am in charge of my mood. I am the setter for the tone. I am powerful. I am going to remember that not everything is linear. I am going to be okay.