mechalesbian:

🙂 hey boys *unhinges my jaw like a snake*

sailorbrazil:

despite having an IQ of 1 i am still alive guys

punk-rock-aliens:

carb-poweredfeminist:

My boyfriend and I were downtown and he saw fresh sunflowers, which is his best friend’s favorite flower, and he not only bought one for him but had me drive him to his best friends house so he could surprise him with it and I just think this is the type of male friendship that should be normalized

sectonia:

no offense but fly me to the moon and let me play amongst the stars,let me see what spring is like on jupiter and mars