bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
Author: ambienaries
And true it may seem like a stretch
But it’s thoughts like this that catch
My troubled head when you’re away
And when I am missing you to death
Such Great Heights (Iron & Wine cover)
fat
WATCH OUT HE’S GOT A KNIFE
whaoah…. its ok guys he was just buttering his toast
OH FUCK OH GOD HES GOT A GUN
oh, its alright! he was just shooting his toast because he cant eat
:0 Guys look! He’s learning how to eat!
HE’S DOING IT!!!
HE DID IT!!!!
D’aawww look at him munchin’!
me: *painting my nails black*
my hotass GF: wow babe I love it ur so sensative
me: thanks, im joining the akatsuki and I can never speak to u again for your safety
Illustration for “The Stratosphere” from Chimney Town.
Published 1934.
Illustrated by Ida Rentoul Outhwaite.(1888-1960).“ The pretty moon-maidens ”
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