paddfoot:

paddfoot:

i have very like….obscure injuries like i’ve never broken my arm from falling y’know? but i did break some toes because my foot got stuck in an escalator…i lost over half my front tooth because i was knocked down in a mosh pit. can any of y’all relate because i can’t deal with my own stupidity

this is a hoot reblog and put in the tags or send in some of your own ridiculous stories